April 6, 2020

I Wanna Wanna Be An Iguana

A poem about iguanas. Betcha didn't see that comin'

I wanna wanna be an Iguana
I wanna be part of the flora and fauna
or better yet, be someones's pet
and lay around all day on his desk

I know something that would be fun to do
I would never let my owner ever see me move
I would only move when he was gone for the day
it would be funny in a funny way

i would probably not be able to do much more
an iguana's life is often brutish and short
but maybe I will get reincarnated again
as everyone's favorite lizard and favorite lizard friend