smoke monster
A poem about smoking. This poem explains it in softer way than the hard story.
This is the most metal thing I have ever written
this is metal AF
Down on the street where the music plays ( a silly summer song )
A silly summer song with naked girls
Simon Freaks Out at The Coffee Shop
He was done playing around.
Mental Health Providers Across The Country Report Disturbing New Trend
Reports of acute psychosis have tripled since last year with most new sufferers reporting delusions that focus the idea of shadow people.
IRT: Circa 1977: UT Students Rescued From Steam Tunnels Underneath Campus. Dungeons and Dragons is Mentioned.
or should i have said Dungeons and Dragons is blamed. Years later it would be blamed for everything.
IRT: Lil' Red Express Truck , Broken Bong, Rock the Casbah, The Fridge Stops Fridging, No Hearts Were Broken
Bongs were broken but hearts were not.
The Decemberists - Severed
I alight like a whisper
Leaked memo from DARPA Shadow People Research Project. ( Shadow Bumpers -- fictional series )
One proven method to attract shadow people is Beta Delta brainwave alternating inducement pulses to the pre-frontal cortex. This is achieved with technology that can be easily acquired. Kits can be bought on
DARPA Shadow People Research Facility Central Texas - Slow Heart Attractor Technique ( Shadow Bumpers -- fictional series )
Former tech tells his story in case something happens to him.
Silversun Pickups "Nightlight"
A very haunting video. It will leave you wondering it haunts you. Why is it disturbing?
A Wizard Unplugged
A wizard is freed from imprisonment. HIs liberators demand his help in return for his freedom. They find out that he isn't "That kind of Wizard"