San Cisco!!
I wonder if somebody was drunk and said san cisco instead of san francisco and one of these guys go "oh man that is perfect name for our band! San Cisco!"
I Dig These Chicks But Neither Are Named Veronica
The Veronicas. No wonder they look so much alike . They are twin sisters.
I Wrote Some Kind of Rhyming Thing About Talking Trees
What the hell is this? I guess I wrote it. I really wouldn't mind not taking credit.
The Asteroids Galaxy Tour -- The Golden Age
So Poppy is from space right? This woman is from space. She must be Poppy's long lost mother
I Made a Cover of Knocking on Heavens Door.
Bob Dylan's timeless classic "Knocking on Heaven's Door" gets desecrated .
Suicide is Murder
When someone decides to take their own life are they sure it is theirs alone? Is there yet another person within?
The Chicken-Egg Barrier
Tell me this: Which came first? The Chicken or the egg? You shouldn't be asking that. You should be asking why there has to be something first
The Girl Who Counted
Sometimes illusions and reality are not clearly divided. There are doors in that gloomy separation. They must be counted. Hopefully someone will be there to count them with you.
Drowsy Demon
This is one of those "poems" i come up with every now and then Probably needs work.
Smoking Porn
I don't watch porn all the time. I am not addicted to porn. That would suck. I do think porn and the industry is interesting. I recently ran across the Smoking porn.
That Time I Crashed My Car Into a Cinderblock Wall.
The suspension in that car was really messed up. Once we hit the rail road tracks the car became uncontrollable. Or i just suck at driving.
I am Sammy the Crypto-Atheist
A crypto-atheist is an atheist who doesn't feel the need to let anyone know. I will speak for myself from here on. I didn't want to be an atheist. I fought against it.